primus - wynonas big brown beaver
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
"Smells like seven layers,
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
And he candied up his nose.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
He got wind of the big brown beaver
But the beaver was quick
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
(And a half!)
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air.
And it gave us all an awful fright.
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine